Madeleine Aggeler 💅

Staff writer at @NYMag's @TheCut. Trash connoisseur.

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Sure, Why Not: Illusionist Says He Will Stop Brexit ‘Telepathically’
March, 22 2019
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JetBlue Pilots Accused of Drugging and Raping 3 Crew Members
March, 20 2019
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Mysterious Brunette (Cow) Slows Traffic on Major Deegan
March, 19 2019
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Leave This Beautiful Blob House Alone!
March, 19 2019
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When Will J.K. Rowling Confirm the Rest of Our Wizard Sex Theories?
March, 18 2019
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Ivanka Trump Reminds Everyone She and Karlie Kloss Are Sisters-in-Law
March, 15 2019
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Confirmed: Cory Booker and Rosario Dawson Are Dating
March, 14 2019
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Rosie O’Donnell Says She Was Sexually Abused by Her Father
March, 13 2019
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It’s Happening. The Chickens Are Fighting Back.
March, 13 2019
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At Last, Jax Taylor Weighs in on the College Cheating Scam
March, 12 2019
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To All the Mediocre Women Out There
March, 8 2019
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NState Employee Accused of Viciously Harassing Co-workers, Calling Them ‘Whores’
March, 1 2019
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JFC People Found a Way to Be Horny for Michael Cohen
February, 27 2019
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Chubby Rat Gets Stuck in a Manhole and Also My Heart
February, 26 2019
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Everything You Could Store in This Teeny Jacquemus Bag
February, 26 2019
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183 Passengers Were Stranded on a Train for Over 30 Hours!!!
February, 26 2019
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It’s Too Windy
February, 25 2019
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Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper Really … Went for It at the Oscars
February, 25 2019
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The Oscars Should Be All Moms
February, 25 2019
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Everyone Wants Rachel Weisz to Dominate Them
February, 24 2019
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Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom Got Engaged With a Giant Flower Ring
February, 15 2019
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Crisis in Cleveland: Small Dogs Face 50-mph Winds
February, 14 2019
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Over 300 Southern Baptist Leaders Accused of Decades of Sexual Abuse
February, 11 2019
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Should You Get Back With Your Ex?
February, 8 2019
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Tom Brady Sullies Immaculate Body Temple in Victory Celebration
February, 5 2019
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I Want to Be Rivers Cuomo’s Tinder Muse
February, 5 2019
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I Love This Wholesome Porn Channel
February, 5 2019
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How I Get It Done: MAKERS Founder Dyllan McGee
February, 4 2019
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Put Gisele in the Game
January, 29 2019
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World’s Loneliest Duck Dies As He Lived (Alone)
January, 29 2019
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I Love This Story About Colin Jost and Scarlett Johanssen’s Date Night
January, 28 2019
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Of Course Beto O’Rourke’s Band Was Called Fragile Gang
January, 23 2019
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What I Would Like to Learn From Lasagna
January, 23 2019
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Supreme Court Allows Trump’s Transgender Military Ban to Take Effect
January, 22 2019
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I Think About This a Lot: The Opening Lines of Pitbull and Ne-Yo’s ‘Time of Our Lives’
January, 21 2019
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Brown Noise Is the Best Work Soundtrack
January, 18 2019
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2009 vs. 2019
January, 18 2019
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Am I Cool Enough for This Salad?
January, 17 2019
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The Museum of Failed Self-Improvements
January, 16 2019
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Democrats Scared AOC Will ‘Mean-Tweet’ Them
January, 11 2019
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Is This a Bib? An Investigation.
January, 11 2019
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So This Is What It Would Sound Like If Alexa Could Sext
January, 10 2019
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A Haunted Doll Turns 38 Today
January, 10 2019
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The Most Idiot-Proof Way to Cook a Steak
January, 10 2019
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Police Quietly Closed Sexual-Assault Investigations Into Mario Batali Months Ago
January, 9 2019
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We Want Whatever Jeff Bridges Was Smoking
January, 6 2019
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Wow, People Are So Hot for Steve Carrell
January, 6 2019
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Chopt Has Become a Brutal Hellscape in New York
January, 4 2019
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Can Overnight Oats Make Mornings Less Excruciating?
January, 3 2019
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Get Bangs
January, 3 2019
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About
Madeleine Aggeler 💅 is a writer who has produced content for vulture.com, thecut.com, and hellogiggles.com
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New York, Trumpy Bear, York Times, Brown Noise, Cranberry Sauce, Alive Girl, Fragile Gang, New Jersey, Overnight Oats, Rachel Weisz
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