Alana Luna

Content Strategist, Copywriter, Ghostwriter, Writer, Managing Editor

Ready to shine brighter than the sugary crust of a crème brulee? Me too, and I’m packing a literary blowtorch.

Why do people say “stick out like a sore thumb” like it’s a bad thing?

I write content that helps brands separate themselves from the sad sack pack of sameness littering the professional landscape.

Want to blend in? You’ve come to the wrong lady.

Want to dominate your competitors, make loads of cash, and thrill your customers from the end of their adorable noses down to their exciteable little toeses? I’m your gal.

I’m a firm believer in the idea that content should do three things:

+ Entertain
+ Educate
+ Engage

After more than a decade in hospitality with oodles of experience in wine and fine dining, I have a particular affinity for the food & beverage industry. That’s a fancy way of saying that I’ll use content to sell the hell out of your restaurant, winery, distillery, green foods brand, catering biz, bar, smallwares line, appliance catalog, F&B consultancy, etc.

I’m also a lifestyle expert. I’ve helped brand and launch a luxury baby good company, masterminded an entire marketing strategy for a high-end concierge collective, written compelling product descriptions for everything from yoga apparel to perfume, and created far-ranging content for some of the largest home design and décor retailers in the world.

Landing pages, sales pages, eBooks, blogs, content strategy, buyers guides, case studies, branding, interviews, chef & winemaker profiles/employee bios, social media management, social posting — I do it all.

If you want to build your authority, your brand, and your following, drop me a line to ask for samples or schedule a chat. We’ll find a plan and a voice that brings your vision to life. Better yet, we’ll make noise, change minds, and create experiences. This isn’t your bargain-basement blog writing or basic-Becky content mill scrawl. You want to level up? You’ve got to show up, and showing up isn’t cheap. It’s pretty awesome, though.

Ready to shine brighter than the sugary crust of a crème brulee? Me too, and I’m packing a literary blowtorch.
Content Types
Ad/Promotional Copy, Article, Blog Post, Buyers Guide, Case Study, Checklist, Direct Mail, Ebook, Guide, Landing Page, Interview, Press Release, Product Description, Recipe, Website Copy, Whitepaper
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Published Content

Product Description
Mix Tape USB Stick

Product descriptions for a gift site.
Product Description
Handsome Man Grooming Can
Product Description
Irish Coffee Gift Set
Conquering Your Entrepreneurial Everest: Using Freelancers to Help Your Solo Business Scale Up
March, 14 2018
Tasty Twosomes: The Top 5 Pairings for Cabernet Sauvignon
Mike Grgich: The King of California Chardonnay
Blog Post
Bathroom Stalls and Other Sources of Content Inspiration
May, 30 2018
Blog Post
6 Reasons to Try Adult Day Care Programs
May, 24 2018
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