Courtney Paige Barnett

Copy Editor, Copywriter, Editor, Ghostwriter, Technical Writer

freelance writer, content creator, and comedian

Los Angeles-based writer and comedian.

A regular contributor to satire sites Reductress, The Hard Times, Bunny Ears, and endless scripted comedy content for the internet.

Main writing topics include comedy, feminism, social issues, fashion, and lifestyle, and have generated content for many small businesses across the country through ClearVoice.
Content Types
Article, Blog Post, Social Copy, Script
More Information
University of Texas at Austin, Radio-TV-Film
The Second City Hollywood Training Center, Conservatory
Los Angeles, CA, USA|English

Published Content

Stop Saying I Have Daddy Issues Just Because I Call Them My Dead Gary Issues
August 17, 2018
Clear Purses To Show Everyone Just How Much You Spit Into Your Purse!
January 3, 2019
Mmm Look at This Pie I Baked That None of My Thin Children Are Allowed to Eat
September 27, 2018
Make Eye Contact With The Groupon People In Your Pilates Class
December 10, 2018
I Pierced My Clit To Enhance My Sex Life And All It’s Gotten Me Is Months of Explaining That To People
August 31, 2018
Cultures You Can Safely Appropriate Because They Don’t Have Internet
October 17, 2018
Balance Your Masculine and Feminine Energies By Almost Beating a Man to Death and Nurturing Him Back to Health
September 24, 2018
Vintage Looks So Authentic We Swear You’ll Contract Polio
August 14, 2018
Consuming Activated Cashews Is Like Getting Railed By Mr. Peanut And We Can't Recommend It Enough
October 26, 2018
Protect Our Nation's Forests So I Have A Place to Play Pretend Witch
December 4, 2018
Flowy Dresses That'll Make Wind Go, 'Whoosh! Me Wanna See What's Under There!'
October 20, 2018
Second Laptop Purchased to Make Extra Room for Stickers
January 31, 2019
Fetish of the Month: Docking On Your Bros
February 1, 2019
A Log Of Every Inadequate Day Since Smelling This $140 Candle
February 3, 2019
My Child's Private School Is Diverse In That There Are Black Dolls
February 5, 2019
You Quit Smoking? That's Nice. I've Quit 18 Times!
March 11, 2019
Fetish of the Month: Butt Hickeys
April 1, 2019
Color Of The Month: Mortified Pale
April 1, 2019
Wow! This Woman Stood Up to Gender Norms By Naming Her Son 'Vagina'
June 23, 2017
Butterfly Emerges from Chrysalis Earlier Than Other Butterfly Friends and With Awesome Boobs
August 25, 2017
How to Take Back the Word 'Cunt' Without Being a Bitch
July 15, 2016
7 Women's Supplements That'll Molt Your Body Like A Snake Skin and Let You Start All Over
August 6, 2018
How to Support Women Without Encouraging This Small Irish Village’s Banshee
October 11, 2017
Male Feminists Who Are Hot, Thank God
July 20, 2016
24-Hour Makeup Perfect for Vegas Benders with Michelle
July 27, 2016
Leg Stretches That Say, ‘My Vagina Is Right Here’
July 25, 2016
How to Sage Your Vagina After Tyler’s Negative Energy Dick
April 26, 2016
How to Laugh at His Jokes So Believably You Push Your Tampon Out A Little
June 28, 2017
If My Mother-in-Law Gave Me Homemade Jams Should I Assume It's to Eat Off Her Son's Body?
October 22, 2018
Masculine Voices to Give Your Cat So Your Boyfriend Likes Cats
April 4, 2016
Sorry I’m Late, I Woke Up to My Bangs Sticking Out Like a Headband Visor Again
September 12, 2018
How to Steam Your Vagina After You’ve Lost Everything Good in Your Life
February 22, 2016
4 Perfume Atomizers That Scream, ‘Yeah, I Took A Burlesque Class Once’
March 20, 2018
Unisex Clothes That Are Unflattering On Every Gender
March 27, 2017
Woman Suspicious Boyfriend Also Had Feelings for Past Women He Dated
July 21, 2017
How to Just Grab His Hand and Cram It Into Your Vagina
December 13, 2016
Candie’s Shoes to Buy With That Kohl's Gift Card Aunt Sue Insisted on Giving You
January 10, 2017
Wow! This Couple Knows Each Other’s Passwords But Not The Words to Crazy Town’s 'Butterfly'
January 25, 2018
4 Relationship Problems You Can Maybe Fix with A Baby Named Ocean
January 17, 2018
Own The Room By Introducing Yourself with, 'I Came to Fuck'
July 28, 2016
Father’s Day Gifts for the Man Who Has Everything But Doesn’t Think Women Should
June 15, 2017
Men Nice Enough to Let You Walk Between Their Hallway-Obstructing Conversation
August 16, 2018
Clear Purses To Show Everyone Just How Much You Spit Into Your Purse!
Ska Waiter Would Like to Tell You About The Specials
November 27, 2018
Punk Roommate Has Yet to Be Seen Drinking Water

Articles I've written for comedy sites and marketing content for companies and small businesses.

July 24, 2018
Punk Girlfriend Confused Why “Boyfriend Jeans” Aren’t Skinny Black Cut-Offs
June 15, 2018
Creepy Old Attic Sadly Not Haunted, Just Full of A Bunch of Lame Dead Bodies
July 28, 2018
Vegan Dog Doesn’t Know It
June 20, 2018
GIRLS NIGHT OUT! The Street Harassment Video Game
September 8, 2016
Parent Who Is Reason for All Your Problems Suggests Listening to Happier Music
April 7, 2018
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