You could hire someone less talented, but why would you,.......write?
ALOHA!!! Thank you for perusing my CV. Coming to you from the island of Oahu, Hawaii, here to serve your needs. I came to Oahu three and one-half years ago with a backpack and a laptop. It has been, and still is, all the adventure I can handle. From Hurricane Lane to nuclear missile threats from the East, I am rarely bored. Currently I teach 6th Grade at a local Elementary school, I love my job, challenging, but fulfilling to the utmost. I would like to represent you or your company by spinning a tantalizing, mouth-watering adventure-filled web of words to sink your teeth into. Wherever the journey leads, great writing puts the colors on the canvas of life....