Mary Patterson Broome

Copywriter, Editor, Writer, Ghostwriter

Versatile, reliable writer with a background in both humorous content and SEO-driven content, including addiction and recovery related topics, women's health, hair care and food/restaurants..

I have over 10 years experience writing and editing, both editorial and scripted content, in a variety of subjects and fields. I can easily adapt my voice to fit the tone of the client's or publication's brand, whether it's humorous, informative, irreverent, or SEO driven. Currently, I write hair-related blog posts for NuMe USA, researching all of the content based on a single title prompt from them, and organically promoting their products within the blog. I also research and write food and restaurant oriented content for Additionally, I have been hired to ghost write Forbes articles and punch up marketing copy for two prominent productivity coaches, presenting their concepts with a humorous angle. I have been a contributing writer for Women's Health Magazine, In Recovery Magazine and I have been performing stand-up comedy for over 13 years, and have written for WE TV, and for AOL Originals' Emmy-nominated web series, "Making a Scene with James Franco." I wrote, produced, directed and starred in my own web series, "Scott from San Francisco," that was released on Valentine's Day.
Content Types
Article, Blog Post, Interview, Press Release
More Information
Wake Forest University, Bachelor of Arts - Political Science
Los Angeles, CA, USA|English


Food at Panera that isn't as fresh as you think
The biggest mistakes everyone makes when baking cupcakes
This is why IHOP's pancakes are so delicious
This is why Red Lobster's cheddar biscuits are so delicious
The untold truth of Cheez-It Crackers
Don't eat at Chipotle until you read this
Don't eat at Five Guys until you read this


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But First, Brunch: Trendy and Insta-Worthy Hairstyles to Achieve During Mimosa Hour
June, 10 2019
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Shine Bright Like a Diamond: The Best Highlight Looks and Styles to Rock on Your Mane | Best Hair Care 2019
June, 12 2019
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Suns Out, Buns Out: These Updo Hairstyles Are a Must-Have for an Ultimate Summertime Look
June, 17 2019
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Say "I Do" to These Perfect Wedding Hairstyles for A Happily Ever After
June, 19 2019
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5 Iconic Hairstyles Inspired by Your Favorite TV Show Characters | Best Flat Iron 2019
June, 24 2019
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Seas the Day: It's Time to Get those Beach Waves You Have Always Wanted | Best Curling Iron 2019
June, 26 2019
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I Got It from My Mama: Adorable and Easy Hairstyles for Your Little Ones This Summer | Best Haircare 2019
July, 1 2019
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August, 28 2018
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September, 28 2018

Women's Health Magazine

What Your Engagement Photos Say About Your Relationship
September, 9 2016
Here's What Going To A Wedding Solo Is REALLY Like
July, 11 2017
7 Awkward Moments You'll Probably Experience on Your First Vacay Together
August, 10 2016
8 Reasons Why Your 'Boring' Relationship Is Actually Hot as Hell
December, 11 2015
The 8 Types of Breakups Every Woman Must Go Through in Her Lifetime
December, 7 2015
8 Women On What Dating In Your 30s Is Really Like
January, 16 2017
11 Reasons Why Summer Flings Are Totally Overrated
June, 29 2017
6 Ways to Get Revenge on an Ex That Don't Involve a Makeover
December, 17 2015
How Your Dating Standards Change in Your 20s, 30s, and 40s
February, 22 2016
11 Things No One Tells You About Dating In Your 30s
January, 12 2017
6 Things We Wish Men Understood About Our Beauty Routines
October, 3 2016
9 Thoughts We’ve All Had About Our New Year’s Resolutions
December, 29 2016
11 Things We Wish Guys Knew About Orgasms
March, 14 2017
7 Thoughts Every Woman Has When Getting Waxed
April, 11 2017
12 Things We Wish Guys Knew About Birth Control
April, 25 2017
27 Ways to Be a Modern Man…in Bed
October, 1 2015
10 Things to Make with Avocado That Aren’t Guac
January, 17 2017
Here's What Going To A Wedding Solo Is REALLY Like
July, 11 2017
10 Things Hollywood Gets Totally Wrong About Sex
May, 11 2016
7 Ways You’re Actually Turning into Your Mother
February, 11 2016 Party Magazine

There’s Nothing Wrong with Saying Mass Shooters Are Mentally Ill
October, 29 2018
Native Americans Aren’t Actually Genetically Predisposed to Alcoholism
November, 16 2018
Smoking Cigarettes Increases Relapse Risk
December, 3 2018
Booze Ads Increase Underage Drinking Even More than You Thought
December, 4 2018
Is Detaching with Love Still The Best Way to Handle an Addict?
December, 24 2018
Woman Escapes Drunk Driving Charges by Claiming Beer Gut
February, 22 2019
Terry Crews Was Addicted to Porn And Isn’t Afraid to Tell Us
April, 19 2019
Sleep Addiction Is Only Real In Your Dreams
April, 16 2019
When Does a Passion for Gaming Turn Addictive?
May, 20 2019
Binge Drinking Common Among Rich Men—And, Um, Everyone Else
June, 26 2018
Reversing Genes for Addiction
July, 9 2018
A New Fingerprint Test Means More Drug User Busts
July, 26 2018
Taking Antidepressants with Painkillers? Watch Out for Brain Bleeding
August, 27 2018
Drug Abuse a Bigger Drain on Women’s Brains
September, 5 2018
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