Thanh Lan Nguyen

Want terrible copy that no one reads and that doesn’t convert?

Yeah, me neither.

Look, let’s be honest:

The reason we’re in business is to MAKE MONEY.

And as it turns out, copywriting is a DAMN good way to make a whole lot of money without doing much of anything.

Here’s the « killer statistic »:

Email copywriting has a ROI of 4’300%.

Yup, you read that right.

You will make $43 for every $1 you put into your email campaigns.

Now, I get it: You don’t know if it it will work for you.

That’s a very recurrent concern for a lot of people:

« How can I know if your emails or copy will work for me? »

Well, here’s the deal:

If you have a product or service to sell online…

And if you have an audience (doesn’t have to be huge)…

You can make a lot of money with your copy.

‘Nuff said.

On to question n°2:

« Why should I hire you VS the one million other options out there »

Because I’m focused on making you money.

I’m not gonna bullshit around with « creative », « pretty » copy.

I understand why you’re in business, and my entire goal is creating copy that will make you money while you sleep.

Low risk, high reward.

Welcome to the delicious world of copywriting

Let’s move on to the last concern:

« Why should I trust you? »

Gosh, you’re suspicious

But you’re 100% right though.

Here’s your answer:

"Thanh Lan understands our goals and she's been a great asset in our content marketing strategy. We will definitely work again "
Francesco N., digital marketer

"Thanh showed herself to be really competent in her field. She consulted us on a number of marketing matters. Her insights have been very useful. Would hire again."
Andrea D., CEO SOS WP

Again, ‘nuff said.

Oh, and about deadlines and all that administrative stuff?


Here’s what I can tell you:

I DO NOT miss deadlines. It’s simply not something that I do.


Are you looking for a kick-ass copywriter who writes in Italian like a native speaker?

You have just found it, ‘cause I’m an Italian native speaker!

Tell me a bit about your business…

Shoot me a message and let’s start converting your visitors into customers right now!

I’m out.

Thanh Lan « Don’t-hire-me-if-you-want-terrible-copy » Nguyen