Thirty-something soccer scribe trapped in a salesman’s office.
I can make the complex seem simple, and the boring sound hip. (Is it hip to use the word “hip”?)
My specialty is soccer, but with a little raw data on a given subject, I can deliver almost anything.
I can teach a child how to launch WordPress, or weave a story about paperclips that would bring a drill sergeant to tears.
Oh, and even though I’m a stickler for spelling and grammar and such, I know how to have a good time. Turn me loose on your audience, and I’ll make it a party.
Or not. You know. Your call. I aim to please.