Andrew owns a rubber duck. This rubber duck is important to him.
The duck is the quality assurance team for his writing. If at any time, he becomes stuck or has writer's block, it becomes the duck's turn. If he doesn't know where to begin, he explains the topic to the duck. If he needs to edit the story, he read the story back, correcting any problems.
Andrew loves this duck, he has fought ex-girlfriends and police officers for this duck. He has used this duck to get through High School, College and 4 years of grad school. Andrew would take the duck to class with him. This duck wants to write for you.